Wow, we didn’t realize so many people needed a good rub(thanks Reddit!). We’re so glad you’re excited to try our product – we know you’ll love it!
We apologize but, due to the overwhelming response we have to close the free samples. We will get out the samples as fast as we can(close to 10,000). We are a small business so it may take a little while.
In the meantime all paid orders go to the top of the list, feel free to use our Reddit-only coupon (15% off $15 or more): 3Reddit
When you decide you love us, be sure to follow us on all of our social media and share us!